one time, back when my brother and i were kids my mother dragged us to the meeting and sat between us. we were in the center of everyone and i had gas. i was about to excuse myself but first looked back to where the attendants sit because a few brothers in our old hall would intimidate me and my brother and follow us into the bathroom to make sure we were not talking to someone or goofing off and would follow us back to our seats like the assholes they were. i guess when your father is "worldly" they feel they can get away with anything, anyway i change my mind and try to hold it but the pressure just gets worse. i reached down to get something and RRRRIIIPPPP!! right during a silence i am waiting for a slap or pinch but as soon as i finished my brother looks at my mother and out loud says "MOM". I watched her turn red and grab him and carry him one armed toes barely touching the carpet dragging him to his destruction. but at least noone knew it was me.
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